Jonah 2017

That kid over to your left is JONAH YEOMANS. This is probably his THIRD year on the team, and the first year that he has finally achieved PROGRAMMER STATUS (or at least programmer apprentice.) Against all odds, he has continued to be alive and has therefore reached the noble age of SEVENTEEN. Jonah’s EXCITING and ADVENTUROUS hobbies include and are limited to: READING. That’s about it. He doesn’t have time for anything else. He does WRITE occasionally though. Fun facts about Jonah: He has the most ILLUSTRIOUS HAIR in the multiverse, and he enjoys writing in THIRD PERSON because it means he can make things up about aforementioned HAIR. Sarcastic comments have earned him the nickname LEGOLIES.